1. One of them times when you wish your tumblr wasn’t followed by many people you actually know because you want to whinge/sound depressing/be a bit heartfelt and honest.

    So instead I will just tell you a fact I recently learnt.

    One quarter of the bones in your body… are in your feet.

    That’s quite the statistic. I almost feel like crafting some fully fledged foot helmets (no, not shoes) actual protective footwear with blades sticking out, alarms fixed, hazard lights, reverse lights, a warning horn, the lot.

    Because that’s where I go when I feel like this, to the weird place in the brain with the lame facts and humour. Lalalalalaa.